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I don't have a TV here but I just found out Teresa Heinz Kerry is about to be on The View (11 am)
Posted on 10/19/2004 8:22:19 AM PDT by dead
Sorry about the vanity, but could one of you little people watch the heinous and let us know what hysterical gaffes she commits today?
I know watching The View is torture, but take one for the team, would you?
TOPICS: Announcements; Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: idonthaveeyesbutsee; ihavenoearsbutheard; imnotloggedonbutread; napalminthemorning; rathergate; stupidnapalmkeyword
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posted on
10/19/2004 8:22:21 AM PDT
by
dead
To: dead
Good!
Hope she is "Herself".
Loudly.
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posted on
10/19/2004 8:23:16 AM PDT
by
tiamat
("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
To: dead
She'll insist on sitting next to Starr to look thin.
MEOW.
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posted on
10/19/2004 8:24:04 AM PDT
by
Miss Behave
(Thermos Kerry: "You want hot? I'm FOR it. You want cold? I'm FOR it. It's my Secret Plan.")
To: dead
Sorry, I have young children at home and I can't take the risk of exposing them to the View and THK in one fell swoop. It would take days of watching Ronald Reagan speeches to get them over the trauma.
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posted on
10/19/2004 8:24:52 AM PDT
by
jbarkley
(America's light doesn't flicker, Senator Edwards, some people just close their eyes.)
To: tiamat
How can she possibly outloud that Starr person and Joy Beyhar??? MG, it's going to be a shout fest!
To: tiamat
My wife is watching it and as I passed through, I heard her say she "winced" when her husband said he married up "more than most". LOL!
She seems flat and slightly sedated.
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posted on
10/19/2004 8:25:08 AM PDT
by
cj2a
(When you're pathetic, but you don't know you're pathetic, that's really pathetic.)
To: dead
This is the one environment where she could hope to look marginally normal.
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posted on
10/19/2004 8:25:43 AM PDT
by
atomicpossum
(If there are two Americas, John Edwards isn't qualified to lead either of them.©)
To: dead
If Teresa Heinz Ketchup Kerry is on "The View" then you should be extremely thankful you don't have a TV.
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posted on
10/19/2004 8:25:45 AM PDT
by
TommyDale
To: dead
Laura Bush is on with Regis and bimbo. RIGHT NOW.
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posted on
10/19/2004 8:25:47 AM PDT
by
JFC
( President Bush, You are being prayed for along with our country daily, by millions of us.)
To: dead
No wonder I just heard about a nationwide shortage of roses.
The View crew bought them all so they could cast them at her feet.
10
posted on
10/19/2004 8:25:49 AM PDT
by
Skooz
(Any nation that would elect John Kerry as it's president has forfeited it's right to exist.)
To: dead
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posted on
10/19/2004 8:25:56 AM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: dead
She travels at ALL TIMES with one of her girl friends.
They, of course, are all very intelligent and are willing to share her with America.
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posted on
10/19/2004 8:26:02 AM PDT
by
Howlin
(Bush has claimed two things which Democrats believe they own by right: the presidency & the future)
To: dead
I know watching The View is torture, but take one for the team, would you?My wife is gonna watch it and report back on anything particularly stupid that Teresa says.
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posted on
10/19/2004 8:26:43 AM PDT
by
dirtboy
(Kerry could have left 'Nam within a week if Purple Hearts were awarded for shots to the foot.)
To: Miss Behave
She'll insist on sitting next to Starr to look thin.I hope Starr doesn't get hungry. Terayyyyza could become an early lunch.
To: Howlin
She's with him two seconds a week.
To: TommyDale
Barbara is doing all she can to help Kerry.
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posted on
10/19/2004 8:27:21 AM PDT
by
Howlin
(Bush has claimed two things which Democrats believe they own by right: the presidency & the future)
To: dead
Her hubby is an optimist who "likes ideas and complexity."
Time to smash my TV to bits with a sledgehammer. Be back in about 10 minutes.
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posted on
10/19/2004 8:27:46 AM PDT
by
NYC GOP Chick
(Kerry has more positions than the Kama Sutra)
To: dead
How can they possible fit Teresa and Star's egos into one room?
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posted on
10/19/2004 8:28:11 AM PDT
by
JanetteS
To: small voice in the wilderness
I've never actually watched that show.
Seen the ads and I have zero interest.
However, I know there is a lot of spread for it.
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posted on
10/19/2004 8:28:20 AM PDT
by
tiamat
("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
To: NYC GOP Chick
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