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To: hnorris

LOL! Pity the poor animators, they'd die of boredom.


125 posted on 10/20/2004 2:10:08 AM PDT by bd476
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To: bd476

An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, sorry, you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell
and is let in.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air
conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going
to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer?
That's a mistake -- he should never have been sent down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue!"

Satan laughs uproariously and answers,
"Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"


126 posted on 10/20/2004 6:48:44 AM PDT by hnorris (Deserve Victory)
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