[DefCon]

I was not trained to be a pervert.
I am self-taught.

[Perdogg]

I am wondering if Mackris has a bod underneath all of the clothes. That wasn't my fault, I was trainned to say that!

[JustaCowgirl]

"I was not trained to be a pervert.
I am self-taught."

I consider myself to be a Natural.

[missyme]

This woman looks like a Pilgrim or Amish?

[weegee]

Woman: "Ohhh, you were so good in bed last night..."
Benny Hill: "Thanks! I taught myself..."

[Uncle Vlad]

I was not trained to be a pervert.

I am self-taught.

You're not a pervert, because I'm one, and you're never at the meetings.