Posted on 10/18/2004 5:26:18 PM PDT by knowmad
Dear World:
We The United States wish permission to protect our citizens and/or attack another country for supporting and aiding terrorist attacks on our country. Please sign below if you grant permission for the USA to act!
France___________ Germany________________China__________
North Korea_________North Vietnam_________Cuba__________
Palestinian Authority_____________ Syria_______________
Iran____________
Ho Chi Minh (I know he's dead, but I miss my mentor and need his approval)_______________
Michael Moore______________
Hollywood_________________
George Soros_____________
Heinz Corp. Board of Directors________________
Saddam Hussein________________________
The Taleban_________________________
Hillary______________
Hillary for Bill____________
We promise not to take any type of action without full approval each step of the way and we are sorry for being Americans as we know that everything that goes wrong in this world is our fault.
Let's do treaties sometime soon!
- John Kerry
P.S. - I have a plan
P.S.S. - Again, I am truly sorry to the entire world for everything that is American.
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I like it.
America needs to be more tolerant of the traits of other nations. Cowardice, avarice, greed, selfishness, etc. may not be traits of Americana but they are traits of other nations - other nations as great as ours. We must tolerate the diversity this represents and cherish it. In diversity lies strength, remember!
you forgot russia, and of course. neil boorostus of 135 dinglebury drive, bjensford, denmark.
It's funny, but you misspelled "Taliban".
The BBC spells it Taleban.
It's an Arabic word and neither spelling in English is quite right.
This was great!
I think Kerry should have Kofi negotiate on our behalf, don't you?
LOL!!
The "Globel Test" is the ultimate "Truth Standard" for the Liberals.
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The spell it: Mon Ami.
LOL - this is my favorite one...
hilarious. good post.
Great post. This is really good.
Excellent post and thread. Freeper humor rules.
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