Posted on 10/18/2004 6:20:19 AM PDT by entreri
The poll analysis includes a breakdown by many subgroups, including region, age and even political party affiliation, which is the topic of results released today:
Of those involved in a committed relationship, who is very satisfied with their relationship? Republicans — 87 percent; Democrats — 76 percent
Who is very satisfied with their sex life? Republicans — 56 percent; Democrats — 47 percent
The poll analysis also reveals who has worn something sexy to enhance their sex life: Republicans — 72 percent; Democrats — 62 percent
When asked whether they had ever faked an orgasm, more Democrats (33 percent) than Republicans (26 percent) said they had.
Lib male is an Oxymoron.
That means they can't reproduce. Even better!
And THAT is the BEST revenge. NATURE's revenge on the butt pirates in the DIM Stalag.
I don't know what it is about Democrat/Liberals. I mean, when I see a Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker, I usually glance at the driver out of curiousity.
I find in the Seattle area, anyway, it seems that the average Kerry bumper-sticker-bearer is a middle aged Martha-Stewart wannabe or a milquetoast balding metrosexual or effeminate male.
There are exceptions, of course, but the balance seems to be made up of teenagers and Michael Moore lookalikes.
That said, I have developed almost a sixth sense on who's liberal and who's conservative based on appearance alone. This isn't foolproof, of course, but accurate probably 80 percent of the time. Not sure if it's an extra chromosome or a genetic anomaly that causes a person to live their life with their head in the sand, but it is intriguing.
Considering the approach Democrats take to everything else, it's no wonder their sex lives suffer.
1. Democrats adopt a "pull out before the job's done" mentality.
2. Democrats would send in Hans Blix to find the G-spot.
3. We have Ann Coulter, Democrats have Helen Thomas. 'Nuff said.
4. Democrats would classify foreplay as a quagmire.
5. Democrats are generally too tired after sign-stealing and GOP office burglaries to perform.
When Kerry took the survey I understand he replied:
"You ask me about orgasms? I'm sure Mary Cheney, who is a lesbian, would tell you......."
So I'm one of the dis-satisfied Republicans...so what!?
Mr. P mortifies the gals at Victoria's Secret when he walks up to the slinkiest thing on a hanger, takes it off the hanger and lets it drop to the floor, looks at it there and says, "that'll do."
Left wing women sense my power, but I DENY them my essense......
Heh! Get in line...
"Lib male is an Oxy-moron."
Well, you are half right!
...and twice the fun!
LOL! And then Theresa would chime in and agree.
It's because Republicans don't have hanging chads!
Well, of course. I don't even like Democrats. Why the heck would I be satisfied with them?
Well, that certainly explains their frustrated and hateful tone.
So that's what's wrong with them. They're just not getting enough.
I suspect that the more pornography a person watches, the less satisfied they are with real life sex.
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