Why do the Red Sox have Bill Maher pitching for them tonight?
And since when did Bill Maher become a baseball player?
The Socksers must have purposely scheduled this game at a late hour after Bambino's bed time! NFG!
All the Yankees should be forced to take paternity tests.
I mean, it sure looks like the Yankees are the 'daddys' of ALL the Red Sox! ;-)
Are they playing tonight? (Why am I always the last to know?)
beging=begin? Nobody noticed? See post #1.
LOL. Hey, I understand, I suffered an EPO (Early Pass Out) here at home somewhere around the 3rd inning and only woke up at the bottom of the 9th.
I'm outta ciggies, outta booze, and still have to take the trash out.
At this point, I'm just hoping the seben-de-leben on the corner has my brand of ciggies and the game ends before the only bar (3 more blocks away) with a 2 o'clock last call rings the bell.
'twas a no shower, no shirt, no shoes days, so I'm also hoping everyone's drunk (and won't remember) and I don't run into anyone who knows me.
ORTIZ ORTIZ ORTIZ
I like it when you start game threads. Will you start today's?