NOW THAT is what happens when you goose a moose.
Goosin' them huge moose,
Goosin' them tiny,
Goosin' them meadow-moose
In the hiney.
Look at Them Moose Goosers,
Ain't they dumb?
Some use an umbrella,
Some use a thumb.
Them obtuse Moose Goosers,
Sneakin' through the woods,
Pokin' them snoozy moose
In the goods.
How to be a Moose Gooser?
It'll turn ye puce.
Gitchy gooser loose and
Rouse a drowsy moose!
Mason Williams