[missyme]

I wonder how many NOW will use this method for a great excuse...

[RushCrush]

And by "successfully treated" they mean she now has sex with strangers only while awake?

[Gustafm1000]

Dude. she's lying to you. Dump her. What a lame excuse. I was sleep-walking and magically found my way into my ex-boyfriend's bed. ha

[danneskjold]

Doesn't speak very well to the prowess of her partners if she stayed asleep while having sex...

[diamond6]

Yeah, uh huh, sure she's sleep walking.

[Always Right]

Sleep medicine experts have successfully treated a rare case of a woman having sex with strangers while sleepwalking.

Why?

[Reagan79]

I knew Clinton was innocent.

[Tai_Chung]

That would put stress on a marriage!

[lilylangtree]

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.

They are all in heaven trying to enter the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter asks the first girl, Tiffany, "Have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"

She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."

St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and then you can pass through the gate."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"

The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St Peter says, "OK, then you'll have to dip your whole hand in the holy water before you can pass through the gate."

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.

When she reaches the front of the line. St. Peter says, "Laurie! What seems to be the rush?"

The girl replies, "Hey, I see the way this is going! If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water. I want to do it before Samantha sticks her a** in it!"

[claudiustg]

Mail her alimony checks only while sleep walking.

[Prime Choice]

Gee...that's great. Now Bill Clinton has a new defense.

[sc2_ct]

Yeah, sure... sleepwalking is the most obvious explanation for getting caught in the sack with another guy huh? Looks like the husband would be well advised to sleepwalk himself down to the city hall and file for a divorce.

[Thrusher]

Yeah, the old "Woolcock Institute of Medical Research." You can really trust those guys to diagnose a sleepwalking sex fiend.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Circumstantial evidence, such as condoms found scattered around the house, alerted the couple to the problem.

Yeah, that could indicate a problem. So, on some occasions, she would sleepwalk out and bring a partner home? While her husband was there?

(Perhaps they confused "sleepwalking" with "streetwalking".)

[PatrickHenry]

I don't think sleepwalking is the proper word for this.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

All the fun happens Down Under. (So to speak.)

[NeoCaveman]

Now this is a Friday thread

[Time is now]

"Circumstantial evidence, such as condoms found scattered around the house, alerted the couple to the problem."

Excuse me honey, but are any of these used condoms yours?

[xJones]

Yet another missed opportunity, Willie.:)

[VOA]

“Incredulity is the leading player in cases like this,” says Peter Buchanan, the sleep
physician at the Woolcock Institute of Medical Research in Sydney, who handled the case.

Only a science writer from the U.K. (or the Commonwealth) could get
away this number of double entendres in one "science" article!