[SmithL]

Morfordite Alert!

You've been warned.

[expatpat]

How did Morford get out of his straitjacket? This guy is insane.

[Arrowhead1952]

TaRAYzah is curing arthritis on the campaign trail, so maybe he can cure cancer.

TERESA SHARES REMEDY FOR ARTHRITIS AT CAMPAIGN STOP: GIN AND WHITE RAISINS

[kendu]

Not sure about that, but hes helped me to see dead people, and him and Edwards look like ther're getting killed now !

[RockinRight]

Why the hell can't San Fran just break off into the ocean?

OK, I know that's not something we can actually do. There are some perfectly good conservatives there, all 14 of them.

Morford is an annoying little sissy.

[sionnsar]

There will not be massive choruses of angels singing and birds chirping and dolphins finally standing upright and speaking fluent Latin and saying we knew it all along.

Latin? It's Gaelic that's called "The Language of the Garden of Eden"...

[DH]

"sparkly well-lubed bliss"

San Francisco? "Well-lubed bliss?" I wonder if this guy's gay.

[jennyjenny]

" Can John Kerry Cure Cancer?" Of course he can! Haven't you seen the yellow bracelet he wears? I can't believe this question is even asked! Don't you know who he is? Did you know he was in Vietnam? Are you questioning his patriotism?

[Carry_Okie]

Can John Kerry Cure Cancer?

Sure he can. Just ask him.

[gunnygail]

I think he can. After all, DRedwards talks to the dead.

[CROSSHIGHWAYMAN]

Let's be real: Should Kerry win this election, we are most likely not in for a spectacular and unprecedented ride of shiny progressive glory that will astound the world and reignite the collective soul and float us all to the hereafter on golden wings of sparkly well-lubed bliss. OK?

Here's a secret for everybody.

The high price of oil WILL cause a recession in 2005-2006.

The stock market is signalling that right now.Look at the charts.

The recession will be tough.

It will make today's economy look like a cornucopia.

The choices we face on Nov. 2 are stark.

Bush will weather the recession.

He has had experience in battling recessions.

Kerry might ignite a depression.

Remember Jimmy Carter?

Kerry is a bigger fool.

It's time to cash out of properties that are at peak values now and find smaller domociles.

I've been an optimist my entire life, until now.

Sorry for the downer, but my gut is right more times than not.

Just another nuisance to go along with terrorism.

[eccentric]

They'll find that the only thing embryonic stem cells will cure is homosexuality.

[MNJohnnie]

This guy REALLY is as big a moron as I thought. His posturing as an "Intellectual" give his hyper hysteric emotional written diarrhea is really, really pathetic. Someone better get ahold of his Doctor and tell them to up the dosage on his meds.

[talleyman]

You forgot the "Fruitcake Alert"

[Area Freeper]

Look, I think we all know that there is another disease out there that Morford is much more interested seeing cured...

[dano1]

Yes, with gin and white raisins.

The government will provide the gin and white raisins for free.

This supplemental health care program will be funded by rolling back the tax cut for people earning between $195,000 to $200,00 per year.