Can John Kerry Cure Cancer?

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 10/15/4 | Mark Morford

[SmithL]

Morfordite Alert!

You've been warned.

[expatpat]

How did Morford get out of his straitjacket? This guy is insane.

[Arrowhead1952]

TaRAYzah is curing arthritis on the campaign trail, so maybe he can cure cancer.

TERESA SHARES REMEDY FOR ARTHRITIS AT CAMPAIGN STOP: GIN AND WHITE RAISINS

[gunnygail]

Always thought that she was treating her arthritis with SLUGS of GIN and 10 mg Valium chasers.

[kendu]

Not sure about that, but hes helped me to see dead people, and him and Edwards look like ther're getting killed now !

[RockinRight]

Why the hell can't San Fran just break off into the ocean?

OK, I know that's not something we can actually do. There are some perfectly good conservatives there, all 14 of them.

Morford is an annoying little sissy.

[sionnsar]

There will not be massive choruses of angels singing and birds chirping and dolphins finally standing upright and speaking fluent Latin and saying we knew it all along.

Latin? It's Gaelic that's called "The Language of the Garden of Eden"...

[DH]

"sparkly well-lubed bliss"

San Francisco? "Well-lubed bliss?" I wonder if this guy's gay.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

So are most of the writers in SFCA.

[Arrowhead1952]

Always thought that she was treating her arthritis with SLUGS of GIN and 10 mg Valium chasers.

By the way she looks like in pics, she is boozed up all day. BTW, Laura Ingraham is talking about this on her show now.

[xtremepoison61]

Hey now thats a great idea(rr)! Well, if San Francisco breaks off and falls into the ocean, I am that much closer to having beach front property. My property value did increase about 19% last year, I wonder homw much it would increase if it were beach front? UMMMMMMMMMMM

You failed to include LA. If LA and SF where to disappear, conservatives might actually have a chance in this state!

[jennyjenny]

" Can John Kerry Cure Cancer?" Of course he can! Haven't you seen the yellow bracelet he wears? I can't believe this question is even asked! Don't you know who he is? Did you know he was in Vietnam? Are you questioning his patriotism?

[Carry_Okie]

Can John Kerry Cure Cancer?

Sure he can. Just ask him.

[gunnygail]

I think he can. After all, DRedwards talks to the dead.

[gunnygail]

My wife spotted that MONTHS ago and said she looked drugged. Being married to Frankenstein, she NEEDS to be.

[CROSSHIGHWAYMAN]

Let's be real: Should Kerry win this election, we are most likely not in for a spectacular and unprecedented ride of shiny progressive glory that will astound the world and reignite the collective soul and float us all to the hereafter on golden wings of sparkly well-lubed bliss. OK?

Here's a secret for everybody.

The high price of oil WILL cause a recession in 2005-2006.

The stock market is signalling that right now.Look at the charts.

The recession will be tough.

It will make today's economy look like a cornucopia.

The choices we face on Nov. 2 are stark.

Bush will weather the recession.

He has had experience in battling recessions.

Kerry might ignite a depression.

Remember Jimmy Carter?

Kerry is a bigger fool.

It's time to cash out of properties that are at peak values now and find smaller domociles.

I've been an optimist my entire life, until now.

Sorry for the downer, but my gut is right more times than not.

Just another nuisance to go along with terrorism.

[Arrowhead1952]

Being married to Frankenstein, she NEEDS to be.

LOL... Great observation.

[eccentric]

They'll find that the only thing embryonic stem cells will cure is homosexuality.

[SmithL]

Morford's Archive

I might wonder if water was really wet, but I wouldn't wonder about the Morfordite.

[MNJohnnie]

This guy REALLY is as big a moron as I thought. His posturing as an "Intellectual" give his hyper hysteric emotional written diarrhea is really, really pathetic. Someone better get ahold of his Doctor and tell them to up the dosage on his meds.