[sarasota]

Swing voters are playing the game like it's trying to become a couple. Romance me, they seem to be saying.

[MineralMan]

Well, since it's a National Lampoon story, it's obviously a satire. Worth noting in the title, I think.

[eskimo]

I found an online journal kept by one of the self-proclaimed “swing voters” of America. These are the people that will be deciding who our next president is, and that is a scary thought.

What's really scary to me is there seems to be more party groupies than rational American voters capable of independent thought.

[Melinda]

Me thinks that your name and the "satire" keyword both suggest a troll is lurking.