Posted on 10/13/2004 10:33:37 PM PDT by dubwise
I know all of you will disagree, but this is another pointless and uninteresting election. Kerry's plans for Iraq are the same as Bush's and their domestic policies are NOT that different, really.
I've been reading some and am learning this bb.
Thanks,heading over there:)
wait a minute! That smells like....like....like a
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I'm honored.
you been one-upped, pal!
now, that's a perfect kitty
Does ANYBODY here sleep anymore?
Or are we all just wired from the debate?
I disagree that voting in every election is important. Blindly voting without a firm grasp on the facts is wrong. Would you want a mechanic fixing your brakes that did not learn how to do perform the task? Well, I do not want people voting that can decide how much to tax me without thorough knowledge of the issue. Nor, do I want someone to have the power to influence regulation over my business or to determine policy regarding national security without a profound interest in the subjects.
I agree it is important to vote, but not to vote uninformed.
I keep trying to go to bed, but keep hitting "pings" and, well, damn me but I seem to be popular ;)
I'm fairly new at this and pretty ignorant to some things. What's zot? BTW my local NBC news actually just brought up Kerry's huge gaffe about
cheney's daughter. Will wonders never cease?
on that note - g'nite!
ON THE NATURE OF ZOT!
"What actually happens when a zot happens?"
Are you sure you wanna know?
Ok. The rest of you, I thought you might find this amusing. Here y'go:
The first thing that happens is that the troll's daddy and its other daddy feel that "special way" about each other.
Then, about nine months later, the stork does a flyby of the expectant parents - but not just any stork, no... this is a SPECIAL stork. A leprous, blighted, tattered, pus-dripping noxious braindead zombie stork, bearing its bundle of oozing misery - the gurgling drooling idiotic leftist democratic meatpuppet we know as the "troll".
Then, some decades later, when the troll matures (should I say, instead, "ripens"?) to the mental age of three, some benevolent but misguided soul shows it how to operate a net-linked computer when the circus freakshow keeper is not paying attention.
In a virtual case of water (though "water" is not precicely the fluid I mean) seeking its own level, the troll automatically finds its bumbling way to that hot-spot of all drooling retards, democrappicundergrown.compostheap.
The troll is so delighted to at long last be among wits of its own base level that it dissolves in a feculent bubbling mass of outgassing putrescence. When it re-coalesces in its new blighted environs, it takes the form and function best suited to the Elite Masters of its race - the mindless slobbering sightless clammy-fisted eunuch known publicly by many names (Deaniac being one, Clintoonista another, and a more recent species called a JKoff) but known privately to their owners as "useful idiots."
These useful idiots are spewn forth like the gibbering overflow of a well-used and fermented satanic port-o-let, to contaminate, stain, and stink up the more wholesome and cleanly realms of the internet, so that the great old ones - Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep, and the Unmentionable One (Teddy Kennedy) among them - can spread their glandered dominion ever farther.
Such purulent squamous masses soon or late wash up upon our shores.
They invariably burble their flatulent war cries.
This sudden gust of methane and stinks of less describable nature rouse the denizens of this fair land to wrath and vengeance.
Cruel and merciless warriors known as the Viking Kitties descend upon the hapless blob of noisome jelly, gashing it with barbs of wit and pith.
Such martial valor alerts the Almighty Mods of this land.
Jove thunders.
Lighning strikes! (ZOT!)
Methane emanations ignite!
And they detonate, flashing into an expanding pink mist of DUh.
There you have it, then. The short (and postable) version.
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I cannot believe I forgot to use "puling" and "yammering" in there somewhere.
A Zot is when you are Zotted.
Sleep well, Yer Majesty!
:-)
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