Once Captain and Teneille come out swinging for Bush... call home, wake the grandparents, stir up the dog, freak out the cat....Kerry is finished, kaput, over, done, fini
I thought Captain and Tenille were mascarading as Kerry and Edwards?
I'm sure Tenille would love to help, but the Captain is caught in some sort of 1970's time warp. He stands in front of a mirror all day saluting and saying stuff like "I'm The Captain, and I'm REPORTING FOR DUTY!".
It's really sad. They're going to send him off to the asylum on November 3.