[Benrand]

"Next up on the Factor, young huge melons and the old guys who like them."

"Next up on the factor, a story yu're not gonna believe, a loofa manufacturer has not been paying his kids child support, just outrageous."

"Next up on the Factor, a story that will get you crazed, people vacationing in the Caribbean aren't getting their rocks off with young Asian girls, a travesty."

[Ruddles]

Loofa...that word has the ring of Franken about it.