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To: 45Auto
Can you say...
"Couldnt hit the broad side of a barn!"
OR...
"Couldnt hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle!"

Maybe they need to recite this while they take aim?

Who knows? It seemed to help in the book! hehehe

I do not aim with my hand.
He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I aim with my Eye.
I do not shoot with my hand.
He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I shoot with my Mind.
I do not kill with my hand.
He who kills with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I kill with my Heart."
Or...after running it thru the 'translator'!
I do not aim wiff muh ma f__kin hand.
You be aimin wiff his hand has forgotten da face o' his daddy.
I aim wiff muh ma f__kin Eye.
I do not smoke wiff muh ma f__kin hand.
He who be aimin wiff his hand has forgotten da face o' his pappy.
I smoke wiff muh ma f__kin Mind.
I do not kill wiff muh ma f__kin hand.
He be killin wiff his hand has forgotten da face o' his old man.
I kill wiff muh ma f__kin Heart an dat boil on mah ass.

29 posted on 10/13/2004 10:10:32 AM PDT by 45semi (Man has only those rights he can defend...)
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To: 45semi
do not aim wiff muh ma f__kin hand. You be aimin wiff his hand has forgotten da face o' his daddy. I aim wiff muh ma f__kin Eye. I do not smoke wiff muh ma f__kin hand. He who be aimin wiff his hand has forgotten da face o' his pappy. I smoke wiff muh ma f__kin Mind. I do not kill wiff muh ma f__kin hand. He be killin wiff his hand has forgotten da face o' his old man. I kill wiff muh ma f__kin Heart an dat boil on mah ass.

That is without a doubt, the funniest thing i have read in awhile! :) Stephen King / Gunslinger series is great.

34 posted on 10/13/2004 10:27:35 AM PDT by Living_the_life_of_Dilbert
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