I HAVE A PLAN

Chronicle Watch ^ | October 13, 2004 | Arnold L. Beizer

[Cincinatus' Wife]

I'm the Man with a Plan, you know who I am…
Won three Purple Hearts then came home from Vietnam.

I accused our soldiers of committing war crimes.
Slandered them all for no reason nor rhyme.
(except to get elected)

I have a Plan for this and a plan for that.
I even have a Plan to win the peace in Iraq.
(See Bush-Cheney.com for details)

I have a sure Plan to catch Usama Bin Laden.
I'll be sure to announce it right after he's Been Gotten.

I have a Plan to save your Social Security.
Can't reveal it now because it's shrouded in obscurity.

I have a Plan to make health care available for all. (Get your wallet out)
John Edwards has a Plan in case you slip and fall. (Sue)

I also have a Plan to roll back your tax.
It's a very good Plan but don't ask me for facts.

I have a Plan to tax the filthy rich.
But Teresa's exempt--isn't there always a hitch?

I have a Plan to reduce the huge deficit.
I'll sell Teresa's five houses--they're just too expensive.

I have a secret Plan to win the Black vote…
Tell 'em what they want to hear, that ain't no joke.

Got to change my complexion and win the election.
Better to win at all costs than face bitter rejection.

Death tax, and gas tax, consider it done.
I have a tax for everything under the sun.

I voted against funding for Intelligence, not a wise thing to do.
I voted for the war and I voted against it too.

I do have a Plan, scout's honor I do.
I'll post it on my web site, so you'll know what's new.
(right after the election)

by Arnold L. Beizer

ARNYBARNIE@aol.com/

[Fiddlstix]

BTTT

[anoldafvet]

Remember when Mike McCurry was quizzed on it and he answered that "Clinton kept all the promises he intended to keep".

[Big Horn]

We can plan plans ,but we can not plan results.

[Twinkie]

- - Have you seen the projected figures on how much it would cost the U.S. (us) to upkeep that royal pair if it were to come to that? - and it would have to be done for life! That way, they could just use her money for "mad money" while the rest of us "ate cake" and supported them in royal fashion.

[driftless]

All a Dem candidate has to do to get the kool-aid drinkers is recite the perpetual Dem "soak the rich" mantra that they've used every election since the Donkey party was formed. Believe me, I have plenty of Dem friends and co-workers who think the rich pay no taxes. When I told one close friend that the top fifty percent in income pay over 96% of all fed income taxes, he refused to believe me. And of course he is deep in Kerry's pocket.

[stellartrack]

Does anyone have a link to the Hannity spoof On the I HAVE A PLAN? It was hilarious. Thanks!

[RetSignman]

Old mcKerry had a (farm,)

Meant to be scam.