It wouldn't matter because Kerry would have only one answer.
Posted on 10/12/2004 9:00:44 PM PDT by rickp3131
Does it take you longer to shave that face or your legs?
"Senator Kerry, you are and have been for some twenty years, "Senator" Kerry, have you not? You were not just "citizen" Kerry. In fact, are you not a Senior ranking Senator?
"You seem to have a very good idea of what 'Mr. Bush' has done wrong in his "War on Terror". You've eloquently explained the folly of this President's ways on many occasions.
"So, please tell us, what have you done as a Senator in any of the past twenty years to make this country and the world safer, to make terrorism just a nuisance in our time? In fact, informed by the events of 9/11, what have you as Senator done to make American safer from a terrorist attack? What have you done as Senator to ensure the 9/11 murderers and their state sponsors face justice? What votes have you taken, what legislation have you sponsored, what advice as a ranking member of the Senate Intelligence committee have you offered our misguided President to support him in the defense of this country?"
We're waiting, Senator Kerry. But we're not holding our breath.
Kerry knows everything, yet has done absolutely nothing .. except put our troops in the field at greater risk by publicly siding with our enemies.
SFS
Senator, who has more chest hair, you or Teresa?
No he will have two answers: Plan A and Plan B. Cause you know he's gonna flip flop.
Do your hairnets turn *The Checkbook* on in bed? Does she think they're *kinky*? Is one brand better and less likely to snag (women's fingernails and all,) than the others? Does your manservant buy the peppered-gray colored ones? Do you use a new one every night? How did that intern that you banished to Africa like your hairnets in bed, or did you turn out the lights before you put them on? What does it look like when you scream out at night, with those Vietnam nightmares, when you're wearing a hairnet? Whoops, that's more than one question. Sorry guys, it won't happen again.
OK here is a more serious question. Sen Kerry, people have asked President Bush about what he thinks his biggest mistakes were. Your mistakers seem very obvious to us all, but can you name YOUR 3 biggest mistakes?
And my follow-up question is: Seeing as how Mrs. Heinz-Kerry had you sign a pre-nup, why should we trust you with our money when she doesn't?
NICE!
Mr Skerry, do YOU support a global tax as supported by YOUR beloved friend in the UN...Kofi Annan and also endorsed by your favorite ally...France?
also, how do YOU feel about the investigation of the UN and the oil for food scam? we all know you wanted to give the inspectors more time...do u regret knowing what you know today...that we did not give the UN MORE time
Sen. Spitball, according to The Boston Herald, you missed 72% of Senate votes in 2003. If elected President, will you promise not to show up for work 72% of the time?
Senator sKerry, did your parents have any children that lived, and if so do they flip flop all over the place on the issues like you do?
Senator Kerry, how long are you and the Silky Pony going to continue PANDERING to cancer patients and their faimilies, (with sleeves constantly rolled up for full view,) in wearing those yellow bracelets? It is SO obvious that *The Yellow* ALWAYS has to be front and center. You and your Toy Poodle NAUSEATE me with your total transparency in this matter.
Flame me, I don't care. This issue is very close to my heart. I see PHONIES in those two, and yes, I realize that Hairnet Guy IS a cancer survivor.
Which rich biatchhhhhh will you marry next?
You won't get any flames from me, the truth is the truth. If the shoe fits they should have to wear it.
Senator..... Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?
AND, Do you like Gladiator movies?
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