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Found this over at google groups looking for astronomy club, needs to be passed up the chain I think: http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&group=sci.astro&selm=41723ecf_3%40news.athenanews.com Web Images Groups News Froogle more » Advanced Groups Search Preferences Search only in sci.astro.* Search all groups Search the Web Groups Viewing message <41723ecf_3@news.athenanews.com> Portable Hot Camp Showers • Instant hot showers for camping, hunting, and RVs. Free shipping. • www.zodi.com Sponsored Links Team Industrial Services • Onstream Leak Sealing, Bolting, Hot Taps, Valve Repairs, Field Mach • www.teamindustrialservices.com Unbiased Research • One-stop source of investment research about pipeline companies. • www.bandersnatchresearch.com From: Cicero (bush-is-a-monkey@yurzoo.net) Subject: The Price America Will Pay This is the only article in this thread View: Original Format Newsgroups: sci.astro Date: 2004-10-17 02:43:09 PST 3 generations ago, my Italian and German ancestors immigrated to Alberta, where I was born and live. So before any of you dildos south of the 49th parallel think I'm Muslim/Arab, think again. Shortly after we (Canadians) announced that we would side with our brothers who believe in Freedom and Democracy and not support the US of Asshole's terrorist activities in Iraq, your scumbag ambassador decreed that "there is a price to pay for defying America". We don't abide threats. I am a welder. I weld pipeline that carries everything from natural gas to drinking water. Frequently I perform a procedure known as a "hot tap". A hot tap is used to connect one pipeline to a second pipeline that is in service, in other words a pipeline that contains pressure, a pipeline that is "hot", thus the term "hot tap". The pressure in the line being tapped into does not drop during the procedure and I do it without spilling a drop because sometimes the line I tap carries hydrogen sulfide and it's not good to leak hydrogen sulfide. Usually takes me less than 4 hrs. start to finish. Imagine that, eh? I could, for example, rent a back hoe, paint a few trucks so they look like they belong to the New York City Waterworks, dig up a water main and hot tap it undetected (remember, no pressure drop and no spillage). Once hot tapped, I could pump pretty much whatever I wanted into that water line.... raw sewage, toxic waste, radioactive materials, whatever I wanted. In reality, I can't afford to do all that but I have a lot of Muslim friends who have friends with money and I mean BIG money and, like me, they all think you're all pig shit too, all 420 million of ya. Anyway, I taught a bunch of my Muslim brothers how to run a portable welder, how to weld and how to hot tap a line. My buddy taught them how to copy a logo, match paint colors and paint the copied logo onto another truck. Then we had a big party and the next day they headed south. Now I have 2 questions for you assholes. 1. Has your ambassador learned to keep his mouth shut yet? 2. How does your water taste? CNR