He'll never live this down. 25 years from now, people will ask if he was able to lay on hands...
This is good stuff...
But in all seriousness, as the son of a man who died of Lou Gherig's disease (terminal, no known cause or cure), if I heard Edwards spouting these scurrilous claims, I'd want to punch his lying a$$!!!
HOW MUCH, HOW MUCH? Will it clear us of the kerry-edwards ticket forever?? Or is it just another bullshi# scam?
THE SEVENTH SON
Johnny Rivers for
Johnny Edwards and Johnny Kerry
Everybody talkin' 'bout the seventh son
In the whole wide world there is only one
And I'm the one, I'm the one
I'm the one, I'm the one
The one they call the seventh son
I can tell your future, it will come to pass
I can do things to you make your heart feel glad
Look in the sky, predict the rain
Tell when a woman's got another man
I'm the one, oh I'm the one
I'm the one, I'm the one
The one they call the seventh son
I can talk these words that will sound so sweet
They will even make your little heart skip a beat
Heal the sick, raise the dead
Make the little girls talk outta their heads
I'm the one, oh I'm the one
I'm the one, I'm the one
The one they call the seventh son
------ lead guitar ------
I can talk these words that will sound so sweet
They will even make your little heart skip a beat
Heal the sick, raise the dead
And make the little girls talk outta their heads
I'm the one, oh I'm the one
I'm the one, I'm the one
The one they call the seventh son
I'm the one, hey, hey
I'm the one
Oh, I'm the one, babe
Oooo, I'm the one
I'm the one, I'm the one
The one they call the seventh son
I'm the one, I'm the one
The one they call the seventh son
You guys are good. Freepers are great.
Sounds like a candidate for a 308 injection.
I've read some of Juvenal's satires...I didn't know he had diabetes.
Are there instructions enclosed? Does one wrap the sufferer in it or use it as a tablecloth? What about the warranty against misuse, abuse or commercial use?
FALSE hope is on the way!!!
Bet Kerry has been using this today to prepare for his grand entrance tomorrow night. Look for him to be all Botoxed, manicured, pedicured, hot tubbed, massaged and perfectly coiffed. And he will have this healing cloth in his handkerchief pocket.
Your post is an absolute insult to corn pone which can actually be quite good as opposed to the slimebag, bottomfeeding, saprophytic lawyer that you are parodying.
Any good healing cloth covers gout and schizophrenia!