We should withdraw from Iraq and use those troops to liberate conservative (and oil and gas rich) western Canada from these socialist morons. At least they would appreciate being freed from oppression.
Let me know when you're comin' and I'll relocate to Alberta.
You wouldn't need to withdraw from Iraq to accomplish the mission. I imagine most of the west might want to join, and the rest wouldn't either want to fight or be able to fight, since the liberals have made sure we have nothing much to fight with.