Teresa Heinz Kerry Signs Historic November to January Lease on Versailles II, France

American Digest ^ | )ctober 12, 2004 | Gerard Van der Leun

[ican'tbelieveit]

Are they shipping in dr's to treat him after his loss?

[EagleUSA]

Just ordinary people who can really relate to the average American citizen...as if they give a damn about American citizens....

[taxesareforever]

Her and John need to go some place where people will join in their sorrow over his loss.

[SmithL]

Let them eat catsup.

[conservative cat]

I kept reading through it waiting for the punchline. Guess it wasn't a joke.

[sissyjane]

This is a joke -right???

I thought it was true at first, but it can't be true---no one is that stupid!!!! What a dumb-ass!

[queenkathy]

First I had to double check to see if it was legit. So she's basically saying that kerry is going to lose. Because if he were to win election he'd be doing business here. Not if Paris. that would look so bad!! I mean Bush started working from day 1 (or whenever the fiasco ended)...Not only that, she won't be coming to the Inaugaration?

[konaice]

Did you get this part:

"Versailles II in order to sign the lease for her and her husband's forthcoming R&R retreat now scheduled from November 3, 2004 to January 31, 2005."

So he does not plan to be in the US for his Inaguration!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[TigerLikesRooster]

Let Kerry be "Le Roi de France." I do not care if the angry French behead him later.

[Lunatic Fringe]

So they've plans for the day after the debate... to go to FRANCE?!

This has got to be a joke

[prairiebreeze]

Nah.....this is satire.

[sissyjane]

>>You have to say something to all those little people without enough sense to either vote for my husband or let their children gambol about naked," Mrs. Kerry-Heinz quipped to the French press corps who had all donned giant poodle and corgi costumes in her honor.<<

This is the part that makes me think this is a joke.......corgi and poodle costumes????

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Ummm, yes, it's a joke. For example here is another article from the same site. I don't think these are the original Gilbert and Sullivan lyrics, I think they have been modified.

I Am the Very Model of A Modern Kerry Democrat
Kerry :
I am the very model of a modern Kerry-Democrat,
I'm an information animal, a medal-dripping technocrat,
I know the Kennedys of Camelot, and hide my votes historical,
While my Deaniac supporters consult the Usenet Oracle;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters matrimonial,
I understand rich heiresses, and lust for figures patrimonial,
About Republican recessions I'm steaming up my views,
With many bogus facts about the bad news in the better news.

ALL :
With many bogus facts about the bad news in the better news.
With many bogus facts about the bad news in the better news.
With many bogus facts about the bad news in the better news.

Kerry :
I'm very good at counting up my votes without an abacus;
My forehead knows the use of chemicals botoxculous:
In short, in matters bureaucrat , Eurocrat, and plutocrat,
I am the very model of a modern Kerry-Democrat.

ALL :
In short, in matters bureaucrat , Eurocrat, and plutocrat
He is the very model of a modern Kerry-Democrat.

Kerry :
I know our mythic history, Kings Roosevelt and Kennedy;
I answer softball questions, I humm the Clinton threnody,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of all the Bushes,
With enough votes in November I can ram them up their tushes;

I know a place in France where the women wear no pants,
But if I am elected all CEOS will look askance!
I promise you I’ll can them, be a Democratic zealot,
And whistle all the songs from that infernal nonsense Camelot.

ALL :
And whistle all the songs from that infernal nonsense Camelot.
And whistle all the songs from that infernal nonsense Camelot.
And whistle all the songs from that infernal nonsense Camelot.

Kerry :
Then I will pass a tax bill rich in Senatorial babble,
That will only take more money from the richer of this rabble:
In short, in matters bureaucrat , Eurocrat, and plutocrat,
I am the very model of a modern Kerry-Democrat.

ALL :
In short, in matters bureaucrat , Eurocrat, and plutocrat,
He is the very model of a modern Kerry-Democrat.

Kerry :
When I know what is meant by "blatherin" and "spewin",
When I can tell at sight Mass Distraction from Destruction,
When at affairs for fundraising and payoffs I'm aristocrat,
And when my summer White House will be built in Montserrat,
When I have dubbed as my VP the GynoClinton Senator,
And with her help have shown the Bush clan to the door--
In short, when I’m elected as a Democratic President,
You'll say a better Kerry-Democrat has never been a White House resident.

ALL :
You'll say a better Kerry-Democrat has never been a White House resident.
You'll say a better Kerry-Democrat has never been a White House resident.
You'll say a better Kerry-Democrat has never been a White House resident.

Kerry :
For my military knowledge, though I'm gunshy and NoelCowardly,
I’ll be glad to let the UN rule our Armies most rearwardly;
In short, in matters bureaucrat , Eurocrat, and plutocrat,
I am the very model of a modern Kerry-Democrat.

ALL :
In short, in matters bureaucrat , Eurocrat, and plutocrat,
He is the very model of a modern Kerry-Democrat.

[Cvengr]

I give,..it's satire? correct???

[hobson]

It's a parody. Sadly, it sounds like it could be true.

[mplsconservative]

Hilarious!

You've got it down pat. Nice blog BTW.

[I'm ALL Right!]

This is a joke, yes?

[hershey]

Even MamaT wouldn't be that stupid. This has to be a joke. If not, then she's crazy as a bedbug. She'll need some place to stay for a while to get over being called a truffle pig. This place sounds perfect. Kerry can lead her around the 185 acres on a leash and let her root in the dirt with her large snout.

[Mo1]

"You have to say something to all those little people without enough sense to either vote for my husband or let their children gambol about naked," Mrs. Kerry-Heinz quipped to the French press corps who had all donned giant poodle and corgi costumes in her honor.

Keep talking you elitist snob