"I'd trade a rib for my wife anyday! Thanks God!"
I'd trade my *entire rib cage* for a Conservative Woman, anyday. Can't seem to find any, here in Conservative York County (PA), who aren't spoken for. Drat.
Keep the faith, amigo! When it happens it'll be an ultra-orgasmic (can I say that here?) moment.
After just a couple of dates, knowing my priorities, I broached the subject of politics with my now wife of 25 years; turns out she's more conservative than I am, so it was a lock from then on.....never had an argument yet, and sure as hell not about politics!