Real guys bond over Dangerfield one-liners

CONTRA COSTA TIMES ^ | Oct. 07, 2004 | Tony Hicks

[Lancey Howard]

Step away from "Caddyshack" briefly and few men can enter a hot tub without seeing Dangerfield come up for air, wearing a mask and snorkel, surrounded by young babes in "Back to School." When one pours his champagne, cooing "Say when," Rodney responds the way most men would want to: "Right after this drink."

No, no no!!
The classic line from the hot tub scene was where Rodney asked one of the babes, "So, what's your major?", and she responds, "Poetry", and Rodney comes back with, "Maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow."

[Lancey Howard]

"Rough neighborhood, very rough, lot of crime ya know.... heck, every time I close the window I break somebody's fingers!"

[AngryJawa]

"Hey, you scratched my anchor!"

[JimHorn]

We had a high school teacher named Rod Waldron that brought a bowling pin to class one day.

From that day on, he was known as 'One Pin Rodney'

[Puppage]

LOL...now THAT'S funny.

"My wife said she wanted to go someplace she'd never been before for vacation..I said how 'bout the kitchen"?