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Real guys bond over Dangerfield one-liners
CONTRA COSTA TIMES ^
| Oct. 07, 2004
| Tony Hicks
Posted on 10/11/2004 7:55:29 AM PDT by Melpomene
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posted on
10/11/2004 7:55:29 AM PDT
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Melpomene
To: Melpomene
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posted on
10/11/2004 7:56:20 AM PDT
by
Melpomene
To: Melpomene
Take my wife....
Pause.
Please, take my wife.
To: Melpomene
"Hey, Wang. This is a private club...don't tell 'em you're Jewish".
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posted on
10/11/2004 7:58:43 AM PDT
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: starfish923
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posted on
10/11/2004 7:59:07 AM PDT
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: Melpomene
He was the oldest and one of the few non-"Saturday Night Live" or Monty Python-connected members of the exclusive Quotable Guy-Movie Club. Don't forget the three stooges...
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posted on
10/11/2004 7:59:58 AM PDT
by
2banana
(They want to die for Islam and we want to kill them)
To: Melpomene
Then find me a real man who quotes Robin Williams around a campfire. I dare you. (raises hand)
"You're in more dire need of a (crude term for sexual act deleted) than any white man in history".
Good Morning Vietnam
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posted on
10/11/2004 7:59:59 AM PDT
by
asgardshill
(Got a lump of coal? Tell Mary Mapes to 'shove it' - in 2 weeks you'll have a diamond.)
To: Melpomene
You forgot the line from the kids soccer movie, where he's standing next to the mini-van full of soccer balls.
"All I know is, I've got a lot of balls..."
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posted on
10/11/2004 8:05:21 AM PDT
by
JimHorn
To: Melpomene
This is a rough town...boy it's rough...on the menu at the local restaurant they had broken leg of lamb!
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posted on
10/11/2004 8:07:35 AM PDT
by
woofer2425
(Kerry LIED)
To: Melpomene
My wife likes to talk dirty to me during sex.
Just the other day, she called me from a motel.
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posted on
10/11/2004 8:07:47 AM PDT
by
laotzu
To: asgardshill
"What does three up and three down mean to you?"
"End of an inning".
Good Morning, Vietnam.
However -- Rodney Dangerfield is a very classy guy, and I'm pretty sure, he's getting lots of respect now.
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posted on
10/11/2004 8:10:56 AM PDT
by
Ro_Thunder
(Lt.Col. Myles Miyamasu -"These guys really make us work to kill them, but in the end, they're dead.")
To: Melpomene
Flunk me ? Flunk Him !
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posted on
10/11/2004 8:12:05 AM PDT
by
stylin19a
(Of all the things i have lost in my life, I miss my mind the most.)
To: Melpomene
"I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!"
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posted on
10/11/2004 8:12:31 AM PDT
by
Hatteras
To: Melpomene
"I gotta telly ya though, the first time I had sex? I was scared, pretty scared. I was all alone!"
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posted on
10/11/2004 8:13:58 AM PDT
by
Hatteras
To: Melpomene
"I tell ya, my wife and I, we don’t think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless."
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posted on
10/11/2004 8:14:24 AM PDT
by
Charles Martel
("Diplomats. The best diplomat I know of is a fully loaded phaser bank" - Cdr. Montgomery Scott)
To: Hatteras
LOL! Way to go, quick-draw!
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posted on
10/11/2004 8:15:24 AM PDT
by
Charles Martel
("Diplomats. The best diplomat I know of is a fully loaded phaser bank" - Cdr. Montgomery Scott)
To: Melpomene
I has heard last month that Rodney Dangerfield was in a coma, and wasn't doing well. When I heard that he'd died, I was really sad for his family, until I learned that about a week before he died he came out of the coma. I'm still sad for them, but not as much, since they had a chance to talk to him before he died.
I'm a chick, but I've always LOVED his humor and one liners. Yes, some of them provoke eye-rolling, but it doesn't make them any less funny. I love Back to School because of the obvious love his character has for his off to college son. I've never seen Caddyshack, but SirSuziQ has and loved it. I'll put it on our Netflix queue.
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posted on
10/11/2004 8:16:08 AM PDT
by
SuziQ
(Bush in 2004-Because we MUST!!!)
To: Melpomene
"When I was a kid my only toys where a bathtub and a toaster"
"I told my Dr. my wife may have syphilis --He gave himself a shot"
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posted on
10/11/2004 8:16:19 AM PDT
by
Rightly Biased
(Ecclesiastes 10:2 (don't be lazy look it up))
To: woofer2425
This is a rough neighborhood...boy it's rough.. I asked a cop how long it took to get to the bus station, He said,"I don't know, nobodies ever made it"
To: Charles Martel
Funny stuff... It's interesting that we both thought about THAT particular line... Hits home for you too, huh? ;-)
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posted on
10/11/2004 8:18:05 AM PDT
by
Hatteras
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