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The term "undecided voter" should be an oxymoron
WorldNetDaily ^ | 10-11-04 | Doug Powers

Posted on 10/11/2004 6:43:58 AM PDT by RightWingReader

Shortly before the Revolutionary War, one-third of the colonists were for independence, one-third were content with the British tax system and left-side-of-the-road travel, and one-third were neutral or completely unaware of what was going on. Naturally, for a nation seeking direction, the wise thing to do would be to base their course of action on the last second thoughts or whims of that latter third, right?

That's how we seem to handle it these days. If you don't have an opinion, we'll make you have one, and sometimes even drive you to the polls! What a bad way to run an election.

In the instance of the Revolutionary War, the "undecided" were viewed as exactly that, and thanks to those seeking independence (along with British insistence on wearing bright red into battle ... thanks, lads) we're a free nation. If George Washington and King George held townhall meetings to convince the undecided to vote one way or the other, we could still be clad in powdered wigs and have a monarch-mandated tea time, having never defiantly removed the "u" from "colour." Things have changed now, and persuasion of the coveted "undecided" voter has become a politicians greatest pastime, often at the expense of checkmating those who were silly enough to pay attention in the first place.

Fortunately, in the mid to late 1700s, the neutral, ignorant or undecided were left alone to ride along on whatever path was chosen for them, as they deserved. Now, undecideds are rounded up and put in a room to question presidential candidates, where they play a pivotal role each election year. When we're trying to figure out which way to go, for some reason, more and more often, we're seeing our direction chosen by the mapless. In addition, this confused bloc of potential voters has, for some reason, had a label of nobility attached to it by the media. This just can't go well.

The Kerry-Bush debate in St. Louis was a good example. For this debate, the room was supposedly filled with 140 "undecided voters" asking the candidates questions on the issues. Debates featuring "undecideds" always end up more resembling a taping of "Let's Make a Deal" than a serious political discussion, and should have been culminated by Charlie Gibson offering $100 to anyone who could draw a conclusion.

It's too bad the doors to the auditorium couldn't have been locked from the outside until Wednesday, Nov. 3. This would have gotten many Missouri undecideds off the street ... all but those who showed up too late because they were ambivalent about their choice of wardrobe.

It's really amazing. In order to be "undecided" in this election, you need to have been exposed to at least several months of campaigning and discussion of heated topics, yet remain "up in the air." To still be "undecided" you have to have ...

... faced fierce internal debate over whether taxes should be cut, or a fiscal course should be set by a person who makes Ted Kennedy look like a Supply-Sider.

... witnessed the horrors of 9-11, and still aren't quite sure if it's appropriate to first have a "global test" administered to the worldwide community before the United States can take action, or not. Should results of a "pop quiz" taken by not only allies of the United States, but socialist creampuffs, bureaucratic U.N. red-tapers, tinpot oppressors and one malaise-addled failure of a late-'70s president who needs an oyster shucker to remove his nose from Castro's rump, be the sole deciders of what action the United States takes to defend itself? You're just not sure.

... thought about whether or not it's OK to kill unborn babies. Hmmm, not sure about that one, either.

... been worried, and remain unsure, about how to attain affordable health care. Can a fair plan be devised in part by a VP candidate who made a fortune driving insurance costs higher than a cockroach in Willie Nelson's laundry hamper? You're still not positive.

The list goes on.

If somebody is truly confused, then they should stay home on Election Day. If they're only undecided because they're waiting to see who will pony up the most goodies, they're not really undecided, and shouldn't be included in debates that claim to feature such. In either case, these debates sporting "undecideds" are a media-driven joke. Unfortunately, your vote, and mine, are the punchline.

The coveted "undecided voters" – two words that should remain forever oxymoronic, but, unfortunately, they won't.

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By Doug Powers


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: dougpowers; election2004; undecidedvoters

1 posted on 10/11/2004 6:43:58 AM PDT by RightWingReader
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To: RightWingReader
"...And looking around here, at this group here, I suspect there are only three people here who are going to be affected: the president, me, and, Charlie, I'm sorry, you too."-John Kerry
2 posted on 10/11/2004 6:45:27 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: RightWingReader

Undecided = spineless or liar.


3 posted on 10/11/2004 6:46:41 AM PDT by peyton randolph (That smell isn't roadkill...it is the typical cheese-eating surrender monkey)
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To: peyton randolph
I sort of doubt that somebody who claims to be undecided would lie about it...Ya never know, but I doubt it.

But I think you nailed it with the spineless part. The only thing I could add is spineless and snivelling.
4 posted on 10/11/2004 6:53:01 AM PDT by hiredhand
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To: RightWingReader
" ... these debates sporting "undecideds" are a media-driven joke. Unfortunately, your vote, and mine, are the punchline."

That sums it up quite nicely.

Squirrels are undecided. At least the many that have run back and forth, in front of my car, over these many years.

One can only wish the same fate befalls the "undecided" voter.

5 posted on 10/11/2004 6:53:31 AM PDT by G.Mason (A war mongering, UN hating, military industrial complex loving, Al Qaeda incinerating American.)
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To: RightWingReader

How about calling them "Proxymorons"?


6 posted on 10/11/2004 6:54:45 AM PDT by DCPatriot
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To: RightWingReader

This day and age I think that an undecided voter is one who hasn't chosen which candidate he will hold his nose and vote for.


7 posted on 10/11/2004 6:55:05 AM PDT by Non-Sequitur (Jefferson Davis - the first 'selected, not elected' president.)
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To: hiredhand
I sort of doubt that somebody who claims to be undecided would lie about it...

There were a couple of these liars who posed questions at the second Presidential debate the other night. The wording of the questions made it quite clear they had decided on a candidate and lied to be selected. The most egregious example of this type of "undecided" voter was the ponytail guy during the Bush the Elder/Clinton debate (think Carole Simpson was the moderator). He would have pulled a Lewinsky on Clinton on national television...certainly not "undecided."

As for pollsters, people who do not like to be confrontational will lie that they are "undecided" if they have selected a candidate who they perceive to be unpopular to the general public. For example, Klan member David Duke consistently underpolled compared to what he received at the ballot box.

8 posted on 10/11/2004 7:00:03 AM PDT by peyton randolph (That smell isn't roadkill...it is the typical cheese-eating surrender monkey)
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To: RightWingReader
All "undecided voters" are suffering from this:




9 posted on 10/11/2004 7:02:51 AM PDT by Condor51 (May God have mercy upon my enemies, I won't. -- Gen G. Patton Jr)
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To: peyton randolph
Undecided = spineless or liar.

I hasten to add a third possibility (perhaps closely related to the first): Clueless.

10 posted on 10/11/2004 7:07:35 AM PDT by newgeezer (Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary. You have the right to be wrong.)
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To: peyton randolph
I see your point, but these types aren't truly undecided. They're just LIARS!. ...only pretending to be undecided. :-)

Fortunate for us, they're easy to spot because they aren't even GOOD liars! :-)
11 posted on 10/11/2004 7:16:28 AM PDT by hiredhand
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To: newgeezer
I hasten to add a third possibility (perhaps closely related to the first): Clueless.

Wouldn't that make them Democrat by default? :-)

12 posted on 10/11/2004 7:19:39 AM PDT by peyton randolph (That smell isn't roadkill...it is the typical cheese-eating surrender monkey)
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To: peyton randolph
Undecided = spineless or liar.

I would also add, "or completely ignorant."

13 posted on 10/11/2004 7:28:05 AM PDT by Lou L
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To: RightWingReader

Judging by the news coverage, "undecided voter" means "partisan left wing nut".


14 posted on 10/11/2004 7:29:02 AM PDT by tdadams ('Unfit for Command' is full of lies... it quotes John Kerry)
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To: RightWingReader

Like the 'undecided voter' who asked of Bush in Friday's debate, "Now that we've decided to be the world's police..." in his question about the draft.

And I can't believe Bush didn't fire back at that. The first words out of my mouth would have been, "Son, we're not the world's police and we're not trying to be."


15 posted on 10/11/2004 7:31:00 AM PDT by tdadams ('Unfit for Command' is full of lies... it quotes John Kerry)
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To: tdadams

I have to say if you cannot truly decide between John Kerry and George Bush, you have committment issues. I cannot recall in my lifetime two candidates for office further apart/different than these two.


16 posted on 10/11/2004 7:36:05 AM PDT by IamConservative (A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.)
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To: tdadams
Undecided = Unwilling or unable to make a decision, but love the attention paid to them like they're something special.

If you have not made up your mind at this point, you are not eligible to vote. Sorry. (You'd just struggle with the voting system anyway.)
17 posted on 10/11/2004 7:43:13 AM PDT by vrwinger (Need some wood?)
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To: Non-Sequitur
S/he isn't a voter until s/he votes, and once s/he votes, s/he is no longer undecided. So it is impossible to be an undecided voter.

Ha.

18 posted on 10/11/2004 7:49:18 AM PDT by savedbygrace
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To: Condor51

Absolutely fabulous!

19 posted on 10/11/2004 10:33:59 AM PDT by G.Mason (A war mongering, UN hating, military industrial complex loving, Al Qaeda incinerating American.)
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