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Doctor Accused Of Paying Fine With Feces-Covered Money
kfox ^
| October 8, 2004
| ap
Posted on 10/10/2004 8:15:38 AM PDT by FITZ
Police in Burlington charge that psychiatrist Ronald Preston McPike used feces-smeared dollar bills to pay a parking ticket. According to authorities, the money was in an envelope labeled, "Foreign brown substance on bills."
Lab test showed the stains were from excrement smeared on the bills.
Police said the doctor claimed the money fell into a toilet. He's been charged with harassment of a public official.
McPike has pleaded not guilty. He faces 30 days in jail and a $500 fine if convicted.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: opinionsurveys; psychiatrists
What's with psychiatrists?
The funniest thing in this article is an opinion survey:
"If this man were your psychiatrist, would you stop going to him?" You can vote Yes or No.
I think I'll vote that I'd keep going to this psychiatrist.
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posted on
10/10/2004 8:15:38 AM PDT
by
FITZ
To: FITZ
THis is FUNNY!! - Sick, but funny!
To: FITZ
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posted on
10/10/2004 8:17:50 AM PDT
by
Imaverygooddriver
( What`s the difference between Windows XP and John Kerry? Windows XP works once in a while.)
To: FITZ
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posted on
10/10/2004 8:17:56 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(Want some wood?)
To: FITZ
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posted on
10/10/2004 8:19:56 AM PDT
by
mylife
(Opinions~$1.00 Todays Special: Halfbaked~50. cents)
To: FITZ
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posted on
10/10/2004 8:20:54 AM PDT
by
Freepdonia
(Victory is Ours!)
To: mylife
I know --- but if you need a psychiatrist, it should make you think twice about who you'd choose.
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posted on
10/10/2004 8:21:39 AM PDT
by
FITZ
To: martin_fierro
and a $500 fine if convictedAsking this guy to pay another fine seems like just asking for trouble.
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posted on
10/10/2004 8:23:40 AM PDT
by
FITZ
To: FITZ
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posted on
10/10/2004 8:30:57 AM PDT
by
al baby
(she stuned my little beeber)
To: FITZ
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posted on
10/10/2004 8:34:20 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
(I'm a "Scumbag" who has been "Intimidating" the Press since 2003!)
To: FITZ
Police said the doctor claimed the money fell into a toilet. He's been charged with harassment of a public official. Well, at least he can't be charged with money laundering.
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posted on
10/10/2004 8:37:14 AM PDT
by
wai-ming
To: wai-ming
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posted on
10/10/2004 8:42:11 AM PDT
by
FITZ
To: FITZ
hehe, yeah.
That's hillarious.
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posted on
10/10/2004 8:49:21 AM PDT
by
Se7eN
To: FITZ
I once had a client that owed me money for a long overdue veterinary bill that when she paid us she smeared the money with dog excrement. I washed the bills and remembered the event. Years later, she had a veterinary emergency with one of her dogs and had been going to another veterinarian that is notorious for not taking his after hours calls. It was a sweet payback...I told her she had to have the money up front before I would see her and believe me, the deposit was not insignificant. She was angry at me..blah blah blah. What goes around comes around.
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posted on
10/10/2004 8:59:23 AM PDT
by
vetvetdoug
(In memory of T/Sgt. Secundino "Dean" Baldonado, Jarales, NM-KIA Bien Hoa AFB, RVN 1965)
To: vetvetdoug
Funny story! I am glad you didn't refuse to treat the dog, he couldn't help it if his owner was a jerk. I pay my vet first before my other bills. Of course, my vet is my brother and I get special treatment at his clinic. I get to come in the exit door and go right to the head of the line no matter how many people are waiting, but I pay full price. The only price I pay for house calls is dinner. LOL
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posted on
10/10/2004 9:08:10 AM PDT
by
Ditter
To: FITZ
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posted on
10/10/2004 10:34:17 AM PDT
by
cpurick
(Awww, this thread's too good! Now I have to go change my pajamas.)
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