[SAMWolf]

One of my top 10 movies!

Major T. J. "King" Kong : Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

General "Buck" Turgidson : Mr. President, we cannot allow a mineshaft gap!

[txzman]

LOL! I used to do this bit after watching the movie with my Dad. Best line from the film. That and Major Bat Guano threatening Peter Sellars that 'he'll have to answer to the Coca Cola Company' for shooting the coke machine.

[neverdem]

Thanks for the pic and the "mineshaft gap" quote.