Memo ---- TO: My Fellow Terrorists FROM: Moktada al-Sadr RE: Latest Scam DATE: 09-Oct-2004 Here is info on the latest scam we'll be running on the stupid Americans and their Iraqi puppets. As you know, over the last few months we've built up a pretty good supply of outdated, worn out and defective heavy arms. Originally, we had planned to use these for spare parts. But an even better opportunity has presented itself. In an effort to "reach out" to our hated enemies, I have negotiated a deal whereby we'll give the enemy all our busted up heavy arms. They seem to think this will symbolize our desire to live peacefully with them. After we have done this and they are feeling smug we will relaunch jihad with our remaining weapons. DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!!
Even after General Lee surrendered at Appomattox, there were bands of rebel resistance fighting the Union. But the war was over.
If it's anything other than a real surrender, we'll know in 3-4 days, and we and the Iraqi Government are not going anywhere.