Want some wood?
"Want some wood?"
You are a guy, right? :)
Boy I don't know. Considering my marital status and the state of my eternal soul and so forth and so on, even though the offer is tempting, and I know I'm a *ahem* gal I must decline. :)
(the *ahem* is meant to express the disatisfaction that all girls/women feel about their physical appearance!)