Because you don't know all the Hollywood people and can't name drop like John Fn.
Reeves was a friend of mine......
I have a plan....
I know Michael J. Fox.....
I have a plan......
"I have a plan to meet even more people from Hollywood. I must be president to do this. Please help me find younger, richer women."
Great job of deflecting this stupid "Who would you appoint?" question.