Bush won. It's all over. We will get 500+ electoral votes.
Is that better?
Oooo, what a relief. Ta. Anyone else want some rich chocolate Ovaltine?
:-D
Um, no, not really. I was looking for something more like this:
My, but Bush is brilliant and witty! Wow, he really socked it to Kerry! This election is OVER!!!! Bush is going to outdo Reagan and win all 50 states! Kerry is so hopeless! Man, but he is stupid! What a brilliant campaign Karl Rove has run! If Kerry wins, it will only be because the Democrats manufactured 50,000,000 fraudulent votes! It's over, baby!!! Go Bush/Cheney!!!
Now I will go back to praying for Bush and Cheney -- they seem to be particularly needing it these days, and I seem to be particularly needing them...