IM between my friend and I right now:
Fredd****: btw kerrys tie
Fredd****: he always wears it
Fredd****: its a secret signal to arabs
Fredd****: its reminiscent of traditional arab headwear
Fredd****: internets??
WiredNetFX: oh god
Fredd****: geezus
WiredNetFX: maybe thats how thye says it in Texass'
Fredd****: that is how kerry is showing
Fredd****: arabs that he stands with them
WiredNetFX: kerry put too much makeup on his eyebrows tonight
Fredd****: his left eye is sagging
WiredNetFX: looks like a little hispanic lady's brows
Fredd****: looks like it was punched
WiredNetFX: yeah teresa's slapping him around
Are you implying that Kerry is m-e-l-t-i-n-g???