Where do you live?
Traverse City, in northern Michigan, but I wasn't serious. It is strongly conservative territory, though, and if anyone FReeps Michael Moore's house, it's only 3 hours away.
Move south of Roseburg and all will be well. Four seasons and yet a mild climate south of Grants Pass. Very similar to Napa without the Yuppies. Everything south and west of Eugene and Portland is Bush country. I wouldn't live anywhere else, course I firmly belive in the 3 S's.
Granbury, Texas...45 miles southwest of Fort Worth. A great, conservative place to live..