Let me get this straight - the guy needs a squirrel for "educational" purposes? One viewing of "Willard" can teach anyone all they need to know about squirrels. What is a squirrel but cute type of rat?
However, the guy should now keep the rat...I mean squirrel, since we have plenty.
Wait till it grows up a little, then it can be target practice for a kid with his .22. Squirrel pelts make good bookmarks, thus encouraging youth to read, as well as educating them in how to skin an animal and treat the fur.
How many times have you been out deer hunting, sitting patiently, waiting for hours, but this pesky squirrel keeps screaming out your location? Finaly, your will breaks, and you waste the little bugger.
Canadians sure like to spend money on stupid things, and waste valuable court time on them, rather than on more important things, like kicking terrorists out of the country. Corks for leaky submarines.