Gator - Tastes like chicken, chews like rubber.
Rattlesnake - Tastes like chicken, chews like rubber.
Eel - Tastes like fishy chicken, chews like rubber.
I'm sticking with my theory. {;^)
Rattlesnake chews like fish, tastes like crap. Been there done that.
And you reminded me:
Smells like fish, tastes like chicken.
I like my theory better.
Eel is wonderfully silky, not rubbery.
Tuna is a predator - tastes like chicken of the sea...