"Check out these 'liberals'...
The Boston Tea Party"
Yes, I'm familiar with that. Still, we are not subjugated by England any more, are we. We make our own laws now. You seem to be OK with breaking the ones you don't like. Again, that doesn't sound like a conservative POV to me.
To each his own, I suppose, but imagine yourself slapped with a felony conviction. How's that going to sit? And over a cigar, for pete's sake.
I'm glad you brought that up. When I used to think of felons, I'd think of dangerous criminals: murderers, rapists, bank robbers, arsonists, etc...
What kind of country lumps in folks who smoke the wrong cigars in with that lot? And exactly what does that say about the character and judgement of the people making its laws?
Not to mention, exactly what business does the government have telling you where you can go? Is this East Germany? Are we little kids? Are we farm animals?