[VadeRetro]

And now, Italian physicist Renzo Boscoli, has published details of a theory that is staggering: the theory that far from being hot underneath its atmosphere, the sun may, at its core, be a ball of ice in which not hot, but cold fusion reactions are taking place.

This Bosco Renzoli feller must be real smart. Of course it's cold in there. You can't get any light in under all that other stuff, can you?

Bozo Ronscoli will be the next Ralph Sansbury!

[PatrickHenry]

This Bosco Renzoli feller must be real smart. Of course it's cold in there.

Gotta be cold in there. All the sunlight is going in the other direction. It's all so obvious!