[jjbrouwer]

Thanks but I prefer pints, which I drink in the pub with friends, rather than posting all day to strangers on a message board.

I sneaked back for an hour but I can't be bothered to reply to the hahaha-happy clappy Southern bible belt woman because I suspect if I do, she won't go away. It doesn't pay to throw these people a bone - otherwise getting rid of them is harder than kicking a Jehovah's Witness out of your home. I thought people like only existed on bad American television but apparently they are actually real.

/HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[jjbrouwer]

"I thought people like that only existed on bad American television but apparently they are actually real..."

Damn. You can catch bad English!

/HAHAHAHAHA

[SunnySide]

"I sneaked back for an hour but I can't be bothered to reply to the hahaha-happy clappy"

Me thinks you doth protest too much. By the looks of your rambling sentences I think you just might have the "clap".