If we don't come over, are you going to drink all that by yourself??
Get on over here, H! You and your's is ready and waiting. BBQ beef, pork, ham is almost done. 16oz filet mignons go on the grill, in a few short minutes. Get your order in.
We've got a party going on here: Penna Dutch potato salad, slow-baked maple-cured Boston baked beans, Lentil soup, deviled eggs, potato chips, Key Lime pie, lemon merinque pie, NYC cheesecake w/ choice of raspberry, blueberry, strawberry toppings. Plenty of cold brew: Rolling Rock, Guinness and 11 micro-brews. Take yer pick.
Go, Dick Cheney, go! Wipe the stage with that drooling, spitting, trial laaaaw-yuh, Breck®-girlie punk, Johnny "I Hate America" Edwards scum.
Awwwwww, RIP, Rodney... Toast: here's to you, Mr No Respect!