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French Joke
e-mail from a marine
| 10-05-04
| MNnice
Posted on 10/05/2004 12:59:35 PM PDT by MNnice
----- Original Message -----
Subject: U. S. Marine
The Euro-Train was quite crowded, so the U. S. Marine walked its entire length looking for a seat, only to find that the last seat left was taken by a well-dressed middle-aged French woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. " Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window!"
TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: antifrenchhumor; french; marines; militaryhumor
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To: tiamat
My Grandmother used to wear that.... Sooooo, you're french-German???
*ducking!*
61
posted on
10/05/2004 5:12:00 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Bring the War on Terror home! Vote for Kerry...)
To: sweetliberty
Thats the one !
Its hard to belive that it took 58 posts for a pic of Kerry to show up on a thread titled "French Joke".
Lots of Freepers asleep at the switch ......or just preoccupied with the VP debate?
62
posted on
10/05/2004 5:13:30 PM PDT
by
Delta 21
(MKC USCG -ret)
To: null and void
Irish, Welsh and Scottish, mostly.
Had a German-Jewish great grandmother who changed her name from "Mariam" to "Mary" on the boat.
63
posted on
10/05/2004 5:15:37 PM PDT
by
tiamat
("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
To: Darksheare
LOL!
there ARE many cultures where mean wear braids, though....
64
posted on
10/05/2004 5:17:33 PM PDT
by
tiamat
("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
To: tiamat
Ah, but this was a SPECIAL braid..
it was a FRENCH braid..
*unnnngh!*
65
posted on
10/05/2004 5:18:36 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Vote Dubya on Nov 2nd to exorcise the DemUns!)
To: Darksheare
Oh, you poor thing!
WHY did you put up with that?
66
posted on
10/05/2004 5:19:34 PM PDT
by
tiamat
("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
To: tiamat
67
posted on
10/05/2004 5:20:42 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Vote Dubya on Nov 2nd to exorcise the DemUns!)
To: Darksheare
Now see?
i keep telling you you need to get over that!
LOL!
68
posted on
10/05/2004 5:22:16 PM PDT
by
tiamat
("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
To: Delta 21
"Its hard to belive that it took 58 posts for a pic of Kerry to show up on a thread titled "French Joke" That's what I was thinking, too.
69
posted on
10/05/2004 5:25:49 PM PDT
by
sweetliberty
(Proud member of the Pajama Posse!)
To: tiamat
*wincing*
I know!
A pleading voice and puppy dog eyes and I go to pieces.
70
posted on
10/05/2004 5:27:32 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Vote Dubya on Nov 2nd to exorcise the DemUns!)
To: Darksheare
LOL!
By comparison, the fellow I offered to corn-row told me that if I tried, he'd spank me.
Interesting as that might sound, I didn't dare try it.
71
posted on
10/05/2004 5:30:29 PM PDT
by
tiamat
("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
To: tiamat
72
posted on
10/05/2004 5:49:25 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Vote Dubya on Nov 2nd to exorcise the DemUns!)
To: Darksheare
I don't mess with NCOs unless I feel VERY confident.
73
posted on
10/05/2004 5:51:41 PM PDT
by
tiamat
("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
To: Darksheare; tiamat
74
posted on
10/05/2004 5:54:10 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
To: ErnBatavia
75
posted on
10/05/2004 5:57:54 PM PDT
by
tiamat
("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
To: tiamat
I busted on a few officers.. but they were the kind you could joke with.
76
posted on
10/05/2004 6:00:57 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Vote Dubya on Nov 2nd to exorcise the DemUns!)
To: MNnice
LOL.
Well worth the *click*.
77
posted on
10/05/2004 6:04:38 PM PDT
by
DoctorMichael
(The Fourth Estate is a Fifth Column!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
To: MNnice
Thanks for the laugh, I needed that.
8^)
78
posted on
10/05/2004 6:05:26 PM PDT
by
DeSoto
(Veni, vidi, velcro ... I came, I saw, I stuck around !)
To: onyx
HA! LOL!
That was funneeee! ;o)
Thanks for the ping.
I would have answered last night,
but it was like running knee deep
in molasses around here.
79
posted on
10/06/2004 6:45:30 AM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
(President Bush is a mensch in cowboy boots.)
To: FrPR
Mais oui, mon ami, je ne me considère vraiment bien pingué, ne c'est pas? Mais franchement, je preferais imaginer-moi le chihuahua dans l'abras de Paris Hilton, plutôt que la biche defenêtrée de ta fable si amusante.
Jean Kerry
Senateur de la République,
Ton Prochain Président
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