You need to pay attention.
Kerry told us his plan.
It's anything you want it to be.
Comfortable now? ;)
Kerry has had a "makeover" of sorts a "mini-makeover" just for the debates consisting of:
1. MOUSSED, POUFED haircut giving him easily an INCH AND A HALF added to his height. (Look at it and compare it with President Bush's flat, unpoufed cut).
2. I SUSPECT that Kerry is also using whatever help he needs in the shoe department to enhance his height. Like thick soled, expensive shoes and a good pair of arch support insoles. (I know about these things because I have a pair of Good Feet insoles that give me a good INCH in height!)
3. I ALSO SUSPECT a massage, whirlpool session and a nap to go along with his manicure and pedicure(?).
4. A BIT OF HAIR COLOR ENHANCEMENT.
5. A BIT OF TEETH WHITENER. (I'm sure only the BEST would do; not those inexpensive store brands. The two-hour deal at the dentists).
6. I also think someone (at least on the channel I watched) had put a yellow tinged light bulb over President Bush's head. It appeared that Kerry had a full spectrum, subtle kind of light over his podium. How was it on other channels?
"Kerry told us his plan. It's anything you want it to be."
Now if only he could be Ronald Reagan I'd vote for him!