If someone tries to get my Bush/Cheney yard sign, they will get hit with a base ball bat on the back of their little hatefilled hands. I do not own a gun, I am affraid what I would do with it! But I do sleep with a Baseball bat by my bed.
Get one. Preferably a type formerly known as an assault weapon. But if your budget is tight, a 12 gauge pump shotgun will suffice, and be about 1/4 or less as costly.
RE: #57:
"If someone tries to get my Bush/Cheney yard sign, they will get hit with a base ball bat on the back of their little hatefilled hands."
You do that... and start looking for a vacant bunk down at the Homeless Shelter.
After the Lawyers get done with you, you (and your Family) are likely gonna need it.