Packers Fullback Sued Over Miami Dorm Defecation

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[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

No doubt! And, it's a good thing I spelled "shirt" correctly. Leaving out the "r" would have radically changed the meaning, too.

[newzjunkey]

Obviously some form of substance abuse was involved. Probably alcohol I remember cases like this (and worse) when I was in college. Seems to be a common college experience from what is being said on this thread.

The closest call I experienced was with one drunken fellow walking into my room thinking it was his. Lucky for me & my roommate I was still up so the guy left when I reacted, went across the hall, did his business. And no, that wasn't his room either.

[builder]

Popman is right, this is old news and happened when he was in college and I believe the night he got the news he was drafted. A little drunken celebration ensued. However I bet the Packers installed locks on all the dorm closets during traing camp.

[Petronski]

"Mind if I poop in
your pantry?"

[Petronski]

Yes, but the Packers did hire the closet crapper...

[Richard Kimball]

As a former drunk, I can honestly say I did many things of which I have no recollection. Fortunately, I did most of them while living in New Orleans, so none of the other people do either. I still vaguely remember one night I was so drunk I was afraid I was going to fall off the floor.

There are still four words that strike fear in my heart and make my head throb: "Louisiana sugar cane whiskey."

[cripplecreek]

Well I'm no racist, my best friends were named Don Q and Jose Quervo.

[sittnick]

Has nobody noticed that he did this on April Fools' Day? (April 1) Most likely it was a dumb idea of a prank.

[Mad Dawgg]

"Packers Fullback Sued Over Miami Dorm Defecation"

No Sh%t ?

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I dont get the fun in going and pooping in someones laundry basket.

He was probably too drunk to be able to determine the difference between where he went and where he was supposed to go.

[Mad Dawgg]

"A woman is suing Green Bay Packers fullback Najeh Davenport. She says he invaded her privacy by breaking into her dorm room and defecating in her closet."

Wow, she is lucky. I hear tell some services out in California charge upwards of 2000 bucks for something like this.

[verity]

Perhaps her sloppy closet resembled a .........:~)

[537cant be wrong]

actually i believe it is a psycological justification,
i'm taking something so i must leave something.

[sheik yerbouty]

Maybe he was being territorial..

[Eternal_Bear]

I guess he flunked potty training.

[Jonah Hex]

I wonder what the "strange sound" sounded like?

"Hut one! Hut two! Hike hike!! Go for da Bomb!!!"

[sheik yerbouty]

I think with "Najeh" it could be "no shi'ite" except they found the steaming pile..

[Pharmboy]

As a former drunk I can honestly say i never crapped in anybodys closet.

Maybe you just don't remember...

;-)

[Old Professer]

If you weighed over 200 pounds and sat on my laundry basket to crap you'd be doing it up your back by the time you slid across the floor.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

There's drunk and then there's really, really drunk.

And then there is 'pooping in a stranger's closet drunk'.