heh-heh..you've been reading my reviews eh?
Hahah! Kudos for being a conservative with a good sense of humor!
And yes, I toil over reading those detailed reports, just so my sensibilities can be SHOCKED!!! Haha!
Back in NYC, at my lawfirm, we had a presentation by a computer foresnics type, and the guy was showing off some new tech, and he said that he was called in to examine some PCs at a company and he found kiddie porn embedded in innocent looking picture files on a guy's PC.
He boasted "And after I found that, me and the CEO at the firm spent a couple of hours looking at the porn files we found on this guy's PC!"
I laughed out loud and the attention in the room turned to me. He was taken aback but my outburst and asked me what was so funny. I said "nothing, but that most of us would have pretty much gotten the idea after two or three minutes, but if you and the CEO took a couple of hours, whatever floats your boat."
The room erupted in laughter and the salesman was angry at me, but hey, you don't lob softballs like that in my neighborhood! Haha!