[Darksheare]

LOL!

It might work.
"Psst! Hey.. pay us protection money or our piper here will play his *cough* music."
I gotta quit this line of thought.
I really do.
It's WAY too bad of a bad idea.
Someone just may think I'm serious..

[snopercod]

Well actually, to admit a little secret, I like bagpipe music. (Being an engineer in a former life, it intrigues me how a simple goatskin can produce sound like that.)

If you really want your scheme to work, learn rap. Failing that...Air Supply songs.