I'd give a lot to see Sen. Kennedy and Rep. Nadler in a 100 yard dash (well dash may be too strong a word).
Kerry's chicken legs and bird chest aren't strong enough to carry the load.If the pressure becomes too much he will fold like an accordian.He looks like he could fall out of his ass if he strains too hard taking a dump.Well maybe his big bowling ball head might get stuck depending on how big his boyfriend is.