The Skipper (Jim Lehrer): Mr. Howell! How can you consider stock exchanges while wild natives are hunting us down?
Mr. Howell: I'll invite them to join in my latest stock buy-out. Works every time.
The Professor: Mr. Howell, they might not understand about "stocks".
Mr. Howell: Just change the dynamics on the island; they'll understand very quickly. Gilligan? My magaritas?
Luh-vey...do you remember when the island held presidential elections? The millionaire Mr. Howell didn't win.