Posted on 09/30/2004 5:29:21 PM PDT by Libloather
You owe me a keyboard and a bottle of Windex for my monitor.
Wasted a whole mouthful of a decent Kali cabernet, I'll have you know. Not to mention my shirt.
Every time liberals do something ridiculous and we all (naturally) laugh at it, they huff and puff like a 1930s dowager and thunder, "How daaaaaare you eeeevil, right-wing attack dogs bring up something so frivolous to distract us from all the seeeeeerious issues?!" Which just gives us another thing to laugh at: their arrogant, humorless pomposity. Keep it up, guys, it's a surefire vote getter.
I had forgotten Kerry was in The Mothers Of Invention.
This from the land of little wee folk! (one of my guys)
Kerry advisor says bunny suit photo is a Repub. "dirty trick"
However, if you're worth a billion bucks I understand he's that easy.
Not to mention whitening his teeth and squeezing in that all too important manicure before game time.
OH, MY GOD!!! It`s Lucy Sanchez!!!!!
Woof...
Kerry had time to get a manicure today, as well.
Kerry must have a thing for Oompa Loompas. He has their coloring!!!
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http://iannacone.net/gbi/Kerry_Oompa.jpg
It`s the remnants of Kerry`s "secret missions" in Cambodia where he was known as "Agent Orange"
"Kerry looks so good in that pic that I think we'll invite him on the next freeper Caribbean Cruise"
I hope you forgot the sarcasm tag?
Let me understand this. The Drudge Report is right leaning.......
So....That must mean that......
Dan Rather is "fair and balanced".
Yeah Right!
Breaking Headline~!
News Flash!
Kerry Campaign disputes color line!
A Kerry staffer is quoted as saying,
"Wed be happy to debate the colour wheel all day long,..."
Later he was heard to exclaim, "Colours, Fannnntastic Colours!"
You read it here first ~ !
That's a face only some mother could love.
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