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Kerry sees red at orange tan jokes (Republican “attack dogs” posted pictures on the internet!)
Ireland Online ^ | 9/30/04

Posted on 09/30/2004 5:29:21 PM PDT by Libloather

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To: billorites

You owe me a keyboard and a bottle of Windex for my monitor.
Wasted a whole mouthful of a decent Kali cabernet, I'll have you know. Not to mention my shirt.


21 posted on 09/30/2004 5:38:34 PM PDT by Bedford Forrest (Roger, Contact, Judy, Out. Fox One. Splash one.<I>)
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To: Libloather

Every time liberals do something ridiculous and we all (naturally) laugh at it, they huff and puff like a 1930s dowager and thunder, "How daaaaaare you eeeevil, right-wing attack dogs bring up something so frivolous to distract us from all the seeeeeerious issues?!" Which just gives us another thing to laugh at: their arrogant, humorless pomposity. Keep it up, guys, it's a surefire vote getter.


22 posted on 09/30/2004 5:38:56 PM PDT by HHFi
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To: billorites

I had forgotten Kerry was in The Mothers Of Invention.


23 posted on 09/30/2004 5:39:07 PM PDT by Chunga
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To: Libloather

This from the land of little wee folk! (one of my guys)


24 posted on 09/30/2004 5:39:47 PM PDT by leprechaun9
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To: Libloather
AW, GEEZ, NOT THIS SH*T AGAIN!

Kerry advisor says bunny suit photo is a Repub. "dirty trick"

25 posted on 09/30/2004 5:40:45 PM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: jennyjenny
"Sorry, but John Kerry is not that good looking."

However, if you're worth a billion bucks I understand he's that easy.

26 posted on 09/30/2004 5:40:54 PM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: AGreatPer

Not to mention whitening his teeth and squeezing in that all too important manicure before game time.


27 posted on 09/30/2004 5:41:00 PM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: Thinkin' Gal

OH, MY GOD!!! It`s Lucy Sanchez!!!!!


28 posted on 09/30/2004 5:41:19 PM PDT by infidel29
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To: HHFi
"How daaaaaare you eeeevil, right-wing attack dogs bring up something so frivolous to distract us from all the seeeeeerious issues?!"

Woof...

29 posted on 09/30/2004 5:41:32 PM PDT by Libloather (911th Internet Reconnaissance Brigade - Jammie Commando Battalion)
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To: Libloather

Kerry had time to get a manicure today, as well.


30 posted on 09/30/2004 5:42:35 PM PDT by joyce11111
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To: TC Rider

Kerry must have a thing for Oompa Loompas. He has their coloring!!!
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32 posted on 09/30/2004 5:43:51 PM PDT by PW Leader Canton
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To: Kristian

It`s the remnants of Kerry`s "secret missions" in Cambodia where he was known as "Agent Orange"


33 posted on 09/30/2004 5:44:49 PM PDT by infidel29
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To: MinuteGal

"Kerry looks so good in that pic that I think we'll invite him on the next freeper Caribbean Cruise"

I hope you forgot the sarcasm tag?


34 posted on 09/30/2004 5:44:56 PM PDT by dalereed
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To: Libloather
Both the claims of botox injections and self-tanning started with photographs published on the right-leaning news website The Drudge Report.

Let me understand this. The Drudge Report is right leaning.......
So....That must mean that......
Dan Rather is "fair and balanced".

Yeah Right!

35 posted on 09/30/2004 5:45:28 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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36 posted on 09/30/2004 5:48:37 PM PDT by traumer
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To: Libloather

Breaking Headline~!
News Flash!
Kerry Campaign disputes color line!

A Kerry staffer is quoted as saying,
"“We’d be happy to debate the colour wheel all day long,..."
Later he was heard to exclaim, "Colours, Fannnntastic Colours!"
You read it here first ~ !


38 posted on 09/30/2004 5:49:01 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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39 posted on 09/30/2004 5:49:09 PM PDT by traumer
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To: billorites

That's a face only some mother could love.


40 posted on 09/30/2004 5:49:49 PM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham ("Ich glaube, du hast in die hosen geschissen!")
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