Heh!
The Milkman the computer. My hubby hates having the computer on when he's home...so he'll email me and tell me "I'll be home in 30 minutes, get the Milkman outta the house." In other words "Turn off the computer."
It's a bit of a joke between the two of us...and it's worked beautifully for years now. Heheheh!
We have side by side computers, LOL. The family that "surfs" together, etc. There are three people in our home and we have three computers, that keeps everybody happy!