One sip of your beverage of choice anytime you hear Bush or Kerry say:
"Wrong"
"Weak"
"Fantasy World"
"nuclear" (or "nucular")
"Allies"
"Secret"
The name of any foreign leader
Finish your drink (chug it) if:
Kerry says "Vietnam" or any word in French
Bush says "Orange" in any context
Either candidate goes over his allotted time and the little light on his podium starts flashing
Ping! Steve's gonna be home soon, I gotta get the milkman out of the house...so this is gonna have to be it for your debate ping...
Maybe someone else will kindly ping you? :-)
Hoo boy. I better go to the store pronto.
Be right back.